King Kong runs one offer from its own Facebook page — a free 30-minute “scaling growth map” call — behind a wide spread of creative. Of 79 active ads on 30 September 2026, 73 point at the same quiz-gated landing page; the sample captured here (24 distinct creatives) splits into three recognizable formats: a borrowed-brand hook (“THESE Disney/Rolex/Apple/Hermès marketing secrets…”), a bare revenue number (“$10.2B in receipts”), and a joke (Suby holding a sign about aging while he waits for a booking). One ad breaks the pattern by addressing warm traffic directly — book owners and webinar attendees — rather than cold strangers, and one leads to a completely separate, e-commerce-specific page instead of the shared funnel.
On the phone, a toast gets in the way. Its own ads run 100% on Facebook, so a mobile visitor is the normal case — and on the fourth question (a multi-select for current marketing channels) the page’s rotating “claimed a session” toast covers the Continue button end to end for roughly three samples in five. The button works in the gaps (re-checked 5 October 2026), so this costs taps rather than blocking the quiz; an earlier version of this page said the button could not be tapped at all, which was wrong.
Past that point, on desktop, the quiz is a branch, not a form. Nine more questions follow the name and email — what you sell, marketing channels, country, ad budget band, website, a business description, current and target monthly revenue, your biggest obstacle, a timeline — and the two revenue questions decide what happens next. Answer low and the quiz rejects you outright (“Unfortunately… it doesn’t look like we would be a good fit”) and hands you straight to Sell Like Crazy, the free book funnel mapped as its own card here — a real, coded connection between King Kong’s two funnels, not just a shared founder. Answer at the top of the scale and you reach an actual fork between hiring the agency and buying a self-serve course instead, King Kong’s other product line. On the desktop run neither option’s “Get Started” button responded to a click, tried three different ways; on a phone the Agency button worked, and led to three more questions and a details form that asks for a phone number.
