Quiz/survey
Simple Quiz/survey — "We predict you'll hit 170 lbs by January 13"
Why it works
After Simple's survey email gate, a loader "cross-checks with similar health profiles" behind four progress bars and "Trusted by over 141,562 clients". The bars stop for pop-up questions ("Are you a morning lark or night owl?"), so the wait doubles as more survey. Then the prediction: a falling curve to the goal date, and a vacation marker whose label fails to render ("Vacation ()" in the markup). Next comes a "Welcome to Simple!" teaser that turns the water-fasting ad's "in 7 days you will feel it, in 14 days you will see it" into real dates: Oct 16, Oct 23, Oct 30.



